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Re: MOTHERFUCKING MODEL X

Sep 26

G. Alvarez

to C. Stepp

Carson. CARSON. This fucking dream car. Bioweapon defense mode button. Oh my god.

The only thing I'm upset about is that we weren't part of the first six delivered on stage. So mean.

On Wed, Sep 30, 2014 at 8:03 AM, C. Stepp wrote:

OUR CARS ARE FINALLY GONNA BE ON THE WAY. YOU READY FOR THIS SHIT?

WATCH VIDEO. BOW DOWN TO SECRET EVIL GENIUS ELON MUSK. REPORT BACK.

http://www.teslamotors.com/modelx

Lunch on Saturday?

Sep 29

G. Alvarez

to Gaby Dunn

Hey! Any chance you're free to grab lunch this Saturday? I'd love to pick your brain about some things.

I know this is horribly late notice and I'll be back in LA around the 12th, if that works better?

Let me know what works for you!

- Gia

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Sep 26

G. Alvarez

to Stefan Abingdon

You're the best. I attached a thank you. 😉 😚

On Fri, Sep 25, 2014 at 1:37 PM, Stefan Abingdon wrote:

It's going up this Monday. We did it on the way to Bath and cut it with footage from the whole trip.

It Happened To Me (article excerpt)

Can we Fast Forward 'Til You Go Down on me?
"I was kind of hoping it'd be more imaginative than back of the limo head on the first night I met you..."
"Yeah, I'd like to think it'd be something a little more classy than that. Some roses, a hot tub."
"I deserve to be woo'd and you wear suits when you perform, so we would do much better than this cliche."

"So wait, this whole entire story is about the limo driver jacking off because of our sex noises...? In all fairness, I have wondered before, when I was doing stuff in the back of the car, if they just turned the radio up or what."
"Don't imply that they actually do this! I'll never be able to look a driver in the eye again."

"Why are we written as such idiots? Suddenly I have a dick in my mouth and I have no use of my brain?!"
"Hey, in her fourteen, never had sex before, boyband loving defense... when I have my dick in a mouth, I don't."

"Are we parked somewhere? Wouldn't we notice if the car wasn't going anywhere?"
"Does this story take place in the middle of a jam on Hollywood Boulevard or the 4-0-fucking-5?!"
"I'm going to need a lot more detail before I consider the validity of this half assed, bullshit story."
"Do you really want to know this poor girl's version of a detailed blowjob? Because I don't think I do."

"Wait, it just ends with you dropping me off?! We didn't even stop for some late night greasy fast food?"
"Because obviously your usefulness to me is done. No In-N-Out for Gia Weiners."

"Is there a comment section? We should leave a comment."
"Dear "author"... you must be a virgin that can't drive."
"Way harsh, AC. And that's a very liberal use of the word author."
"Wait, they probably aren't even old enough to get that reference... "

Tied Up In Pretty Young Things, in a state of emergency.
The first time Gia tries to put the harness on, she gets the straps all wrong and ends up falling back on the bed. Slade rectifies the situation by using his teeth and fingers to get everything unraveled. It's no surprise they end up distracted, the original reason she came over left lying on the floor, as they fall into what they never tire of.

A few nights later, she practices putting it on while he showers. It takes a few tries but she gets it figured out. The new appendage throws off her balance a little though and she giggles as she has to hold onto the back of a chair to steady herself for a moment. She's still laughing to herself when Slade comes out of the shower and as soon as he sees her, he starts laughing too. Which only goes to set her off again, which sets him off again and eventually she's doubled over, holding her stomach, while he has to turn his back to compose himself.

"You don't want to be laughing at me right now," she said, still giggling. "I'm about to be in the power position."

"Okay, look. Look. No, listen. Stop laughing, this is super serious! You know, look, okay. I know I've had a lot to drink but, like, I need you to know that what I'm gonna say, I say with the utmost love and respect... I don't know if I could peg you... but I'd stick a finger in your ass if you were into it, you know? So you are fucking welcome!"